Here is a very old video I co-created with the usual cast of scoundrels. On the couch are Jen Sprague and Michael Reisman, and doing the deed is Mr. Jonny Fido. I'm the V.O. asking Mike if we can shoot him...well...this is most definitely NOT safe for work:
A new reality show called 'So You Think You Can Fly', which exploits the mentally ill and those tripping from hallucinogenic drugs in a terrifying snuff film format.
And also, a store that only sells flashlights. Those are my two huge ideas.
And also as well, a new reality show called 'My Two Huge Ideas' about a guy with elephantitis whose testicles are each tiny brains. Um.
I carry these little notebooks around with me, and once in a while I like to blog the random crap therein. Here's some stuff:
Double Entendre News. End every story with "yeah that's what SHE said!"
K'Neenan = popstar
Is smoking on the radio a bad influence? "Hey kids we're smoking in the nude and giving each other the finger!"
Where does the phrase "blow smoke up your ass" come from?
DJ Jock Shockey the Shock Jock!
He called her 'Sis'. She called him 'Dad'. SHE WAS HER OWN AUNT.
Plug you stick up your nose so that all you is smell.
An entire culture's language is based around 'Jock Jams':
Are you all ready for this?
Yes we are ready for this!
(then they eat dinner)
Toothpick Depot - buy sell refurbish repair NO QUESTIONS ASKED
Films reviewed BY other films. Use film clips to show that film's opinion of the film you're reviewing.
Granformers. Old people that turn into trucks, etc.
Expert who is clearly just googling stuff.
Time Traveling Ghost Doctor - "even if they could see and hear me, the tools I need to save her life haven't even been invented yet!"
Thank God For Forensics!
"For CBS, I'm Touch Phillips" (Mark Douglas and I thought Touch Phillips would be a great newscaster - he keeps trying to touch his interview subjects)
The Groggy Somalie (I think this was supposed to be like the Drowsy Chaperone)
Fart Court.
The kid was like a bottle on the floor of a subway car...he kept rolling from place to place, and no one ever picked him up and HELD HIM!
ohdearGod. I've quit the damn thing twice, but now it's become painfully clear that I need a Myspace page as part of my self-promotion efforts, so please go here and be my (gulp) friend:
http://www.myspace.com/dubouchet
Here's another Moonwork audio clip, from the May 5th show - Vampire Audition