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A mother leads her daughter through the livestock barn. There are ponies.
MOTHER
Don't you know the 'My Little Pony' song? (sings) My Little Pony...
DAUGHTER
(shrugs)
MOTHER
(chuckling) Wow, you really suck at being a kid.
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Football at 10am!
TOMORROW I GET TO WATCH FOOTBALL AT 10:00AM!
Football when?
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10am!
Fuckin'. A.
Oh look, I've just rolled out of bed at 10:17am, what should I watch as I make coffee? What could possibFOOTBALLATTENINTHEMORNING!
Oh gollygosh, it is one in the afternoon on a Sunday, I guess I'll watch some football! The Second Game Of The Day That Is sincetheyalreadyplayedone! Fuckin'crapyeah. Holy.
cow.
Am I ready for some football? Actually, no, I'm not, since it's so early but I'll give it a shot let me just GET ready as you are already playing said football on my tv. Football.*
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Hmm. If I move to Hawaii...nah.
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I grew up in New Jersey, land of strip malls. That whole time, I always thought to myself, "if only the weather were nicer, plus there were lots of fake tits and the occasional lizard." Well, here I am. That's basically L.A. It's New Jersey with great weather, lots of fake tits, and the occasional lizard. Hey, don't underestimate how awesome it is to see a lizard once in a while. It's pretty neat.