"Captain, I'm very concerned about the belt. The ASTEROID belt, that is!"

"Captain, waiting on the other side of this door is the sentient anomaly we just beamed up from the planet's surface. It is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to...Mr. Karl Lagerfeld!"

"Attention crew. You've got 20 minutes to caucus on the bridge, and then we'll be heading to the cargo bay to select the equipment you're going to use on this mission. Then, you've got until 1am to complete your mission."

"Hmm. What I see here is a virtually un-winnable tactical scenario. Pinned between a solar storm and a fleet of Zykian Bladeships? Well. Make it work."

"Reactor overload in 10...9...8...7...I have to say, this really worries me...4...3...and overload averted. Spectacular."

"Explorers? Gather 'round, explorers. Today we're taking a little field trip...to a planet made of pillows! And we'll be joined by very special guest, the talking energy cloud formerly known as Karl Lagerfeld."

"Captain, why are you crying? Well let it out. Oh dear. Let it out."

"Malevolent alien organism that has attached itself to the First Officer's face, I'm going to have to ask you to go collect your things and beam off the ship."

And other sentences as well that might be funny if said in Tim Gunn's voice but about sci-fi stuff yaaaaay!

Good name for a weatherman.