Puppies Dressed As Cats!
The title says it all. Jose Arroyo came up with the 'Mini-Dose of Joy' concept, and Jimmy Vivino took my lyrics and composed what is perhaps the most brain melting jingle ever.
Gold4Sex.com!
"It's not prostitution!" A team effort all around - I wrote & directed, and the amazing Dan Dome did the editing. Great performances from Scott Chernoff, Brian Stack, Brian McCann, Alison Flierl and Kevin Dorff! (and kudos to Tom Supa for going about his business while Stack yelled three feet away)
Dumbledore Hits The Sunset Strip
Brian Stack is the real reason this clip is funny. He plays a drunken Dumbledore carousing in a hotel on the Sunset Strip, and he wrote most of the funniest lines.
Dumbledore Returns
Our favorite drunk and horny wizard returns for more Hollywood debauchery. Again, a super fun collaboration with the brilliant Brian Stack.
Dumbledore Does Rodeo Drive
Brian Stack hits it out of the park again as Dumbledore. This time, almost everything funny is something he made up on the spot. Brilliant.
The Longest Elevator Ride Ever
Jose Arroyo and I play two businessmen riding the elevator of the world's tallest building in this piece I wrote/directed.
A Thanksgiving Message From Conan's Dad
A heartwarming video greeting from Conan's "Dad". We've done a few of these - I think this one is the meanest.
Slim Jim Shortage
Andy Richter shows you how to make your own Slim Jims!
SneezeFartBurp Boy
The trailer for M. Night's upcoming masterpiece...
"Are you a parselmouth? Because I've got a parcel for your mouth!"
and
"Wanna see my Mad Eye Moody? Actually, it's a One Eye Moody. And it's always in a great mood!"
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Did you know that every year, cancer claims the lives of over half a million Americans?
That’s pretty fucked-up.
Hi, I’m Andres du Bouchet, and I think it’s a hot steaming load of horse shit that we haven’t found a cure for cancer yet. Some people say we just need to be patient, that scientists are working hard to find a cure. That it’s just a matter of time.
Well fuck that shit.
I think it’s high time we all stopped jerking-off, got our heads out of our asses, and put our motherfucking money where our motherfucking mouths are.
That’s why I’m here to tell you about my new charity – Curse For The Cure. It’s the shit.
Curse For The Cure is a way to raise money for cancer research without running or walking or biking or some other annoying shit that makes you piss blood and shit yourself. All you have to do is curse, and with every curse, you’re raising money to find a cure for cancer.
Curse For The Cure is the balls. Fuck those other charities.
What’s your favorite curse word? Fuck? Shit? Cunt? Asshole? Motherfucker? Cocksucker? Or maybe you’d like to make up your own curse, like cuntblaster. It’s up to you.
You choose your curse, and you choose your level of commitment. Whether it’s a penny for every fuck or a dollar for every cunt or five dollars for every cocksucker. It’s up to you, asshole.
I give a dollar for every curse, period. It’s been adding up to thousands of dollars a day. But that’s just me. I’m a rich Hollywood motherfucker, not some stupid shithead sitting at home with my thumb up my dickhole. Ass. Balls. Shit. Boom, I just raised three more bucks. Jizz. Make it four.
Call now for your free starter kit, and together we can find a cure. We can rip cancer’s dick off, piss on it, and make it eat its own piss-covered dick. Metaphorically speaking.
Do I think Curse For The Cure will work? Does a boy bear use its big hairy bear cock to fuck a girl bear in its big hairy bear pussy? You bet your Mom’s balls it fucking does. Call now.
]]> Curse For The Cure]]>"I traded some light petting for this gold bracelet, and then sold the bracelet for eighty dollars!"
"I went all the way with some guy from Cleveland, and he gave me this set of solid gold cufflinks, which I then traded for three hundred dollars!"
"I was pretty wasted, so I don’t really remember what I did, but…oh God…(looking around himself at all the gold)...so much gold. Ohhh God what did I do??? (weeps)"