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Egads

2008-08-04T05:03:12Z

I just went through my blog and marked a ton more posts as 'favorites', using the sole criteria of whether or not I'd performed the material on stage - and while there are still a few pieces that aren't represented, the majority of my bits are there alright, in all their penis and poop joke glory. Wow. Looking back, I feel like I've been basically repeating the same stuff for years, in different packaging. One decade-long dick and peepee poop dick fuck shit joke. Sigh. But hey.

I Give Up

2008-08-03T21:10:53Z

Not really. But that's the point of this piece. Recorded at Moonwork on June 8th.

Just call me Dexter.

2008-07-14T21:34:18Z

Holy shit! I don't blog too often any more, and when I do it's usually a link or a clip or a plug for something I'm working on, but Wowza I was apparently a serial killer back when I did blog a lot. I went through some old posts and found these gems, all of which make me seem like a dangerous misanthrope:

Weiners.

2008-07-01T03:51:33Z

I never want to eat a pig-in-a-blanket again.

The Infamous Twix Video

2008-06-26T20:32:41Z

Check it out. I am so ashamed.

The A-Z Words

2008-06-09T04:35:42Z

I got to thinking the other day. I know, rare thing. There are certain words that we refer to by their first letter, due to their objectionable nature. The C-Word. The N-Word. You know what I mean. Well, I did my best to compile a list of all 26 letters and the "Word" for each letter. Some of them were fairly obvious, but others I either had to make an educated guess, or just make something up from scratch. Enjoy?

The A-Word: Ass
The B-Word: Bitch
The C-Word: Cunt
The D-Word: Death
The E-Word: Elvis
The F-Word: Fuck
The G-Word: God
The H-Word: Honky
The I-Word: Igloo Full Of Vaginas
The J-Word: Jesus
The K-Word: Karaoke
The L-Word: Lesbian
The M-Word: Megalodon
The N-Word: Nigger
The O-Word: Orgasm
The P-Word: Penis
The Q-Word: Queer
The R-Word: Republican
The S-Word: Shit
The T-Word: Tit(s)
The U-Word: Unclefucker
The V-Word: Vagina
The W-Word: Work
The X-Word: Xylobone
The Y-Word: Yes (the band)
The Z-Word: Zenis (the zenith of penises)

That reminds me of a bit we did once at GTN - Jonny Fido played a guy with a condition called 'Polite Tourette's', so instead of cursing, he would shout things like Darn! and C-Word!

I wrote this.

2008-06-04T16:07:23Z

Born With A Stage Name

2008-06-02T02:09:16Z

This blog barely exists yet, but what the heck:

Born With A Stage Name

A little something I worked on

2008-05-30T15:45:24Z

If the embedded version keeps giving you the "unavailable" message, try this:

http://www.indecision2008.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=170715

Congrats!

2008-05-14T14:06:39Z

Congrats, Ms. Mercado! You have almost completed your audition for 'The Color Purple'!

Catmitzvah!

2008-05-13T16:46:56Z

I am going to type the word 'Catmitzvah' in the Title field of this post without googling it and finding out the depressing news that I am person number 12 bazillion to "invent" the word 'Catmitzvah' which is a Bar Mitzvah but for cats!

CONNIFERMATION! Catholic pine tree rite of passage!

Sci-Fi Department!

2008-05-07T22:29:27Z

My pal Kevin Maher does these funny AND informative videos for AMC. Click HERE!

BALLS

2008-04-27T14:16:53Z

My portrait!

2008-04-17T04:37:04Z

Check THIS out!

She's Nine!

2008-04-16T14:53:33Z

Please enjoy This awesome video by my buddies Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen, featuring the disturbingly fetching Kimmy Gatewood. Surprise cameo by someone who is typing this!