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MY PERSONAL FAVORITES

One Hundred and Me Percent: TBS Special
Here's the unedited footage of my bit from the TBS Conan's Writers special!

The Amazing WineBot 8000!
A classic Giant Tuesday Night sketch I wrote, co-starring Mike Birch, Jonny Fido, and Rob Gorden as the AWB8K! And yes, that's real wine, and I'm really drinking it. From May 2006, I think.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - Gold4Sex.com!
"It's not prostitution!" A team effort all around - I wrote & directed, and the amazing Dan Dome did the editing. Great performances from Scott Chernoff, Brian Stack, Brian McCann, Alison Flierl and Kevin Dorff! (and kudos to Tom Supa for going about his business while Stack yelled three feet away)

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Imaginary Bats Home Gym
The bats might be imaginary, but the results won't be! I wrote and acted, and Chris Regan did the hilarious V.O.

The Infamous Twix Video
From 1997-1999, I was the spokesman for Twix candy bars. That all came to an end when I drunkenly made this video. Co-starring Sara Munson (now du Bouchet woo-hoo!) as the incredibly high cameragirl. Oddly, this video didn't get me any commercial work.

LIVE PERFORMANCES

One Hundred and Me Percent: TBS Special
Here's the unedited footage of my bit from the TBS Conan's Writers special!

One Hundred And Me Percent!
A preview of my epic, one man musical, live at the Hollywood Improv - May 18, 2010.

I, Finch
A performance of the finch bit at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club - September 22, 2009.

Crazy Actress Roommate
A Moonwork performance about those nutty crazy roommate days.

I Give Up part 1
I announce my intention to give up at life.

I Give Up part 2
The last couple minutes of the above performance.

The Vampire Audition bit @ Moonwork
You can also find the audio file for this piece below. Me and my buddy Reisman in one of my oldies but goodies.

Walken Talk
From Giant Tuesday - 3 guys try to answer questions about Christoper Walken...as Christopher Walken! I love how many negative comments this gets on YouTube, from people who expected actual good Walken impressions.

Cash at GTN
From a January 2006 Giant Tuesay Night - blind entertainer Cash Metavante (later renamed Cash Brulee) pops in for a visit. A clip of limited appeal and comedy value, but what the heck. By the way, 'Bananimal' is a film directed by GTN-host Francisco Guglioni starring George Clooney as a military scientist in the secret fruit sciences division of the U.S. army who is transformed via a terrible lab accident into...The Bananimal. Just so you know.

12 Jokes
A stand-up set from November 2, 2005 at The Laugh Lounge in NYC.

Frankie No-Pants
From my October 19th, 2005 one man show - this is reformed mobster Frankie No-Pants reminiscing about his pal Little Petey.

Mr. Awesomeness
From my October 19th, 2005 one man show - Mr. Awesomeness interviews a potential new assistant.

Nigel Whitewater & Cocoa
From my February 8th, 2002 one man show - this is animal expert Nigel Whitewater showcasing the amazing talents of Cocoa The Invisible Performing Baboon. One of my earliest bits, written in 1997 or so.

DRUNKEN HAMLET - November 8th, 2005
Yes, a bunch of us got drunk and did Hamlet. At least a truncated version of it.

I Give Up @ Moonwork - June 8th, 2008
I embark on my new career as a guy standing around drinking a beer. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

Karl Management @ Moonwork - January 12th, 2008
Karl Management pitches his ideas for new reality shows. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

Vampire Audition @ Moonwork - May 5th, 2007
Michael Reisman and I perform an oldy but a goody as I play a vampire auditioning for a Broadway musical. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

The Hasselhoff Story @ Moonwork - April 14th, 2007
I have had a storied career in film. And as such, my career has many stories...my favorite Moonwork performance. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

'I, Finch' @ Moonwork - January 27th, 2007
I read from my new book I, Finch: A First Person Sci-Magining Of The Mating Habits Of Finches. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

Christmas Sweater Story @ Moonwork - December 9th, 2006
The most amazing Christmas sweater I've ever seen. By the way, the Alaska joke is actually my pal Christian Finnegan's, which I subconsciously stole when I wrote this. I took it out for subsequent performances. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

Blind Bluesman @ Moonwork - March 4th, 2006
I pretend to be a blind bluesman singin' and tellin' it. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

Boutique Wilson @ Moonwork - January 28th, 2006
Performance artist Boutique Wilson rehearses his one man show. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

'Autumnalingus' @ Moonwork - December 3rd, 2005
A reading of poems inspired by my segway tour of New England. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

Mr. Fluffernutter + 10 @ Moonwork - November 5th, 2005
10 Jokes and The Cat Monologue. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

NTH @ Moonwork - January 10th, 2004
Naked Trampoline Hamlet. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.

The Sound of Young America - Live in New York!
I performed as mild-mannered vampire Murray Peterson giving an orientation to new 'turnees' in this smashing podcast.

CLIPS I WROTE FOR TV

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - No Fly Kid
One of my dumbest ideas. Thanks to editor/maestro Rob Ashe for his amazing skill at matching my goofy voice to the kid's mouth movements.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - Puppies Dressed as Cats!
The title says it all. Jose Arroyo came up with the 'Mini-Dose of Joy' concept, I had the idea of sticking puppies in cast costumes, and Jimmy Vivino took my lyrics and composed what is perhaps the most brain melting jingle ever. Scott Cronick and his awesome team designed the cat outfits for the puppies.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - Dumbledore Hits The Sunset Strip
These Dumbledore clips were my idea, and I sorta wrote/directed them, but Brian Stack is the real reason they're funny. He plays a drunken Dumbledore carousing in a hotel on the Sunset Strip, and he wrote or improvised most of the funniest lines.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - Dumbledore Returns
Our favorite drunk and horny wizard returns for more Hollywood debauchery. Again, a super fun collaboration with the brilliant Brian Stack.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - Dumbledore Does Rodeo Drive
Brian Stack hits it out of the park again as Dumbledore. This time, almost everything funny is something he made up on the spot. Brilliant.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - Longest Elevator Ride Ever
Jose Arroyo and I play two businessmen riding the elevator of the world's tallest building in this piece I wrote/directed.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - A Thanksgiving Message From Conan's Dad
A heartwarming video greeting from Conan's "Dad". We've done a few of these - once again I think the omni-talented Jose Arroyo came up with the initial idea. I think this one I wrote is pret-ty mean.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - Slim Jim Shortage
Andy Richter shows you how to make your own Slim Jims! I wrote/directed.

The Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien - SneezeFartBurp Boy
The movie trailer for an M. Night masterpiece. I wrote/produced and it's my voice at the end.

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Curse of The Were-Man!
By the light of the full moon, this guy just turns into a different guy. Based on my idea, co-written by Joe Borden and co-starring Ethan Berlin.

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Head Trauma Fantasy Football Draft
This is the super-extended version that will never air. Props to Chadd Gindin for helping me turn a stupid idea into a stupid short.

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Nice Piranhas!
The title says it all.

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Imaginary Bats Home Gym
The bats might be imaginary, but the results won't be! I wrote and acted, and Chris Regan did the hilarious V.O.

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Techno Tortoise
Banana break!

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Wig Cuts
Just to keep 'em on...their toes!

Talkshow w/ Spike Feresten - Mr. Happy Handshake
Put 'er there, pleased to meet ya!

HOMEMADE VIDEOS I WROTE

Rectalieve
Just two farts a year! Directed by and starring Michael Bernard. Camera, sound, and editing by Carol Hartsell. Co-starring Sean Crespo, Mark Douglas, Anthony DeVito, and Bryan Olsen.

Juan!
Juan doesn't speak English. Or does he? Directed/edited by Jonny Fido with sound by Eric Willhelm. Starring me, Mike Birch, Mark Douglas, Jonny Fido, and Michael Reisman.

$200 Flat Rate!
Just $200 for all the nasty smut talk you want. Directed/edited by Jonny Fido, with sfx and music by Eric Willhelm. Starring Rob Gorden, with Fido and Mark Douglas.

$200 Flat Rate (Extended Director's Cut)
This version really expands the thematic universe of the piece, and delves further into each character's motiva-BONERBONERBONERBONER!!! Adds me, Jack Kukoda, Sara Munson and Sara Schaefer to the cast.

Twilight Huntress
Thanks to a generous grant from No Budget Nature Films, my intrepid cameraman and I take you into the dark and mysterious world of the Bengal Tiger. Directed and edited by Jonny Fido.

Francisco introduces GTN
Francisco Guglioni introduces the GTN gang for the ECNY showcase on 8/31/09 at Comix.

Worst Poker Faces (ever)
I suck at poker.

Make It Naked!
Makin' stuff...in the buff!

69ing
Allow me to present to you my patented system for describing sex acts using text messaging!

Pre-School
Let my friggin' pipsqueek into your exclusive pre-school.

The Spaz
With this handy-dandy guide, you'll be able to understand any sketch or improv comedy spaz character!

Prada Lyrics
My misguided attempt to write lyrics for the music that plays during the end credits of the film 'The Devil Wears Prada'. Truly inspirational.

Donut Fucker
This is a very old video I co-created with Jonny Fido, Michael Reisman and Jen Sprague. It is of the highest caliber. That's Fido's butt.

ACTING & TALKING HEAD STUFF

The Scariest Show On TV
I play the killer in this spoof of slasher movies.

Mayne Street
I have a small role in this installment of the funny ESPN web series.

Weekly Evil: The Spitzer Scandal
Look at my face as it talks amongst clips of other talking faces!

Weekly Evil: Facebook
Another talking face appearance by my talking face!

Weekly Evil: Stoner Comedies
More from my face that talks!

Mini Hot Dog Eating Contest
I play myself in this stirring drama about three people who eat pigs-in-blankets.

The Sci-Fi Department
Kevin Maher and I try to determine the best sci-fi buddy cop movie of all time.

McCain's Balls
I explain to Rusty Ward just how big McCain's balls are.

She's Nine!
The infamous 1987 video from the band Naughty Town. Courtesy of Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen, with Kimmy Gatewood in her career-shattering performance.

How To Avoid A Sex Scandal
I play a random businessman/politician type guy who is a horndog.

The Intervention
I play Bob the mailroom guy with a serious drinking problem in this short by Ray DeVito and directed by Rob Paravonian.

Speeder Excuses
A cute promo for a CourtTV show - some of my improv mixed in with Susie Felber's writing.

Clowns of the West
I did the voiceover for this funny bit of fake history.

Rock 'n' Roll Questions
I answer some of rock's rhetorical questions.

Leroy - Client Meeting
Leroy - Elevator Camera
Leroy - Stacy's Birthday
These three clips were made for the Spike TV video game awards. They're based on that popular World of Warcraft video that was going around: "Leeeeeroy Jenkins!" I play the hapless boss.

All Access: Middle Ages
I play Buttons The Minstrel in a few snippets from this hilarious Atom.com series.

I Love The 30's
I play out-of-work actor Nigel Simonson in this episode about the Hindenberg disaster.

Video Christmas Card
Bryan Olsen made this years ago. Kevin Maher and I play his dumb bosses.

Checkmate
Jordan Carlos wrote and directed this short film about...um. Something. And. Well. I play a guy with some sort of accent.

Sally's Night Out
This is ooold, but I still laugh when I watch it. Canned Family is my old sketch group: me, Michael Reisman, Tim Ostrander, Jonny Fido and Jen Sprague. Ah the good old days.

YOU'RE WELCOME

Rocco Big Mac
My Impression of Italian pornstar Rocco Siffredi Repeatedly Trying to Recite the Entire McDonald's Big Mac Jingle Without Ejaculating. Sound engineering by Eric Willhelm.

Rocco Oscar Mayer
My Impression of Italian pornstar Rocco Siffredi Repeatedly Trying to Recite the Entire Oscar Meyer Bologna Song Without Ejaculating. Sound engineering by Eric Willhelm.