Here's the latest thingy I wrote, which was then directed/shot, edited and fx'd-up by the awesome Jonny Fido. Sfx and music by Eric Willhelm. Rob Gorden is the main pitchman, Mark Douglas and Jonny are the "flat rate!" guys, Jack Kukoda and I are the hapless customers (God I gotta lose weight), and Sara Munson (my lady!) & Sara Schaefer are the two operators. This is the long version - a one minute, much faster version will be posted soon too: