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I could work for Hallmark.

A RAP IN HONOR OF COLUMBUS DAY

The Nina. The Pinta. The Santa Maria.

I love lickin' it
Stickin' it
And never quitting
'till the screams are ear-splitting

Bumpin' it, humpin' it,
never premature junkin' it
'cause I'm an all-out hunk and shit

YEAH, unsnappin' it and slappin' it
'till the bitches be lappin' it
cock and balls form a trilateral cabinet

of pushin', tushin'
and smooshin' the cushion

Ladies screamin' for my cream and
YEAH I'm an all-night with an N
Knight with a K
of Love with a D for "Dick"

by which I mean "Penis"
and every Venus knows
she must unclothe
and prepare for the shockwave
of my cock-play

When my third-eye spits in you
and I'm just a little too tight fit in you
and the moans and groans
seem to be on loan
from someone much louder than you

YEAH I'm proud of my goo
my spew
my cock preaches from the pew
of the church
of "Oh My God You Make Me Cum So Hard!"

1492. Peace.

Happy Columbus Day!

Posted on October 14, 2003