And this is why I shouldn't give interviews.
Not only am I not a worthy interview subject - I'm a 35 year-old admin assistant who happens to be pretty good at comedy stuff but who hasn't really achieved anything of note yet - but it seems I can take the most mundane question and unearth some anger-drenched bitter turd of a sentiment. Sigh.
Also, I weigh 270 pounds right now. That's crazy. That's not healthy.
Oh, and also, I am typing this all while pooping.*
*Into a toilet.
Posted on January 10, 2007 |