Arise! Arise! And grab your 20-sided dies
For tonight instead of stand-up I've a wonderful surprise!
A charisma of 18!
This fabulous routine!
That's just about Dungeons & Dragons!
Plunk down your drink chip and grab a flagon!
Of wine, or beer, they're standing in the rear!
We'll rock this hip joint as we accumulate hit points...
The night has just begun, SO MAKE YOUR SAVING THROWS FOR FUN!

That's how I used to open my set when I was the Northeast Regional Role-Playing Game, Comic Book, Sci-Fi & Fantasy Convention Performer Of The Year, 1996-1998 and 2001.