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GONNA STICK IT IN YA!

GONNA STICK IT IN YA! is my new catchphrase. From now on, I'll be using it as:

a greeting

BOB
Hey Andres.

ANDRES
Gonna Stick It In Ya, Bob!


a farewell

MANDY
Well Andres, I guess this means goodbye. I will always cherish the time we spent together.

ANDRES
Oh Mandy...Gonna Stick It In Ya!


a random interjection

PAUL
So anyway, I'm sitting there, watching this guy totally drunk off his ass trying to open his car door, when -

ANDRES
Gonna Stick It In Ya!

PAUL
Um. Yeah. Anyway, he's fumbling for his keys when...


a punctuation to jokes and stories

ANDRES
...aren't you glad I didn't say banana? Gonna Stick It In Ya!


an exclamation to break-up the silence

ANDRES
Gonna Stick It In Ya!


an alternative to clapping or booing

RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER
Yay!

ANDRES
Gonna Stick It In Ya!


my meditative mantra

ANDRES
Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya! Gonna Stick It In Ya!


an acknowledgment that I've agreed to take on a project at work

MR. GUMDROP
So, Andres, I was hoping that you could move forward on this project and get started with some of the action items we discussed initiating at today's meeting. Can we count on you?

ANDRES
Gonna Stick It In Ya!

MR. GUMDROP
Since you've worked here a long time, I know that when you say 'Gonna Stick It In Ya!', you mean business. I'm glad you're on board. Seeya later champ.

ANDRES
Gonna Stick It In Ya!

Posted on October 20, 2003