"My fellow congressmen and congresswomen. I think it is high time that we did as Uma Thurman did this past weekend, and KILL BILL. And uh, when I say 'kill' I mean 'vote against'. And when I say 'bill' I mean 'the bill'. Conerning logging rights. That is currently um...on the table."

Utterances similar to the above shall be heard in countless legislative chambers around the country this week.