NOTE: lyrics in italics are sampled from The Darkness' "I Believe In A Thing Called Love"
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Yeah girl.
I can't hold it in no mo
so HERE WE GO!
When
it
comes to coochy lickin'
And nether regions pleasin'
My tongue's got more kickin'
Than Buffy's second season
My mouth's the coochy fixer
My saliva the elixir
That will lube your tube for my fleshy intrude-
-er. I'm like a hungry wolf. Grrr!
Some cats start with the alphabet
Thinking tracin' letters with their tongues'll make you wet
But I got a better curriculum for your pelvis
I done studied up on Tolkien and now BAM I know Elvish
Touchin youuuuuuuuuuu!
I'll go Weird Science on your cooch girl
Touchin' meeeeeeee!
I'll put the oingo and the boingo in your groin girl
Yeah cha touchin hoooo!
If my tongue were an iPod
and songs were licks
There'd be 40 gigs of pleasure
just waitin' to trip
off the tip of my lips to the midst of the lips between your hips
DAMN!
my tongue's so fast it could guest-star on CHiPs
Bein' chased down the highway by Eric Estrada
Don't worry girl El No Tiene Nada
on me
we're homefree
I'm gonna drive your coochy to my own damn country
a place I call
The United Re-Pubic Of Damn You Comin' Already Girl?!?!
Touchin youuuuuuuuuuu!
I'll go Weird Science on your cooch girl
Touchin' meeeeeeee!
I'll put the oingo and the boingo in your groin girl
Yeah cha touchin hoooo!
My only regret is that I got only one tongue
And a minute of air is the capacity of my lungs
'Cause if I had my way
I'd spend all day
spelunking
nose-dunking
white boy myth debunking
Until you're thinking
just one thing
This frisky motherfucker done made my cooch sing!
Made it so tired it'll need a sling
my dribbles of drool grace your crotch like bling bling
Yeah I said "Re-Pubic" before, I took out the L
For a childish joke that I thought worked quite well
Now that missing L could put to better use
As the first letter of all the things I wanna do to your caboose
Freestyle!
Lick lather love lap
laminate your coochy with my freaky love sap
loose lips sink dicks
I'll keep hirin' you and firin' you
just so's I can give you the pink slip
One coochy two coochy three coochy four.
All this extra coochy just makes me want your coochy more
Clear your coochy foyer
I'm gonna bust down your coochy door
J'adore
your coochy
I'd sooner watch Death to Smoochy
than spend a day without your coochy
We're gonna break it down now!
gimme a V
gimme an A
gimme a G
gimme an I
gimme an N
gimme a V
gimme an A
gimme a V
gimme an A
DAMN, we spelled "Vaginvava"!
but my brain's
gone down your drain
so let's just hit the refrain
are you comin' yet girl?
touchin' you hooo oooooooo
are you comin' yet girl?
touchin' me hee eeeeeee
are you comin' yet girl
yeah choo touchin hooo yoo hooooooooo!
Are you feelin' me girl
Just listen to the beatin' of my heart!
How 'bout that you feelin' that girl? Like that?
Just listen to the beatin' of my heart!
Yeah what if I try this, just go over here and try THAT how 'bout that yeah?
Yeah choo touchin hoo yoooooooo!!
PEACE!
Posted on March 05, 2004 |