Salute To The American Lady.
It's tough growing up in the ghettos of Detroit. Which is why I'm glad I grew up in an upper-middle class neighborhood in New Jersey.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape Nuts
Alexander The Great Expectations
Hey World: You're Welcome!
He's so dumb, when a girl asked him if he had any DVDs, he said "I had herpes once." You moron! You can't rid of herpes! And you can't get rid of some DVDs. Like "Memento". I can't get rid of it. None of my friends want it. Can you blame them? Who wants to watch that more than once? No point in buying the DVD. One of those great films that you never want to watch again.
The CASTAWAY Test! Ask your girlfriend this: "If I disappeared in a plane crash during my job as a Fedex globetrottertrainer type, how long would you wait before you gave up that I was alive and MARRIED CHRIS NOTH???" This question has gotten harder to answer since Noth's Sex and The City days, in which he portrayed Mr. Large.
rosemary smells good
Blade Bond ! Coolest badass ever!
Who Wants To Box A Male Model? (me)
The Five People You Meet In Wal-Mart.
Gun To Your Head BJ Magazine
Toilet Wolves
People bake cakes. Cookies. Cupcakes. Even bread. But who bakes their own crackers?
Posted on November 22, 2006 |