Holy shit you have GOT to punch me in the face. Look at it! It's just screaming to be punched! PUNCH MY FACE! Man. Some people's faces don't need to be punched, but mine sure does. Punch it. Punch it now, and punch it hard. If 'hardnow' were a word, that's how I'd tell you to punch my face. Fuck. I can't stand it. What part of my face doesn't look punchable? No part, that's which! Just pick a part of my face and punch it oh jeez louise please clobber my fucking face! LOOK AT MY FACE! DO YOU NOT FEEL THE NEED TO PUNCH IT?!?! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Punch my face.
C'mon. Please?
Hey, pick up that umbrella. OKAY NOW GET RID OF THE UMBRELLA BUT KEEP YOUR HAND IN THE SAME SHAPE AND SWING IT AT MY FACE PLEASE!!!
Get your fist out of my dreams and into my face!
Knock knock. My face. My face who needs to be punched.
How many PUNCH MY FUCKIN' SMUG MUG does it take to screw in a GIMME A KNUCKLESANDWICH TO MY DIPSHIT FUCKING FACE? Three. One to fuckin' punch me in the face, and two to fucking PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FUCK FACE FUCK!!!
Hi, good evening. I'm sorry to bother you over the phone during dinner hours, but I was wondering if you'd be so kind as to donate your fist to the cause of punching me in my cockass face? Hello? Hellooo?
You are getting very sleepy. You are in a trance. Ooh, you are playing volleyball on the beach! Here comes the volleyball, it's being set, it's coming your way - SPIKE THAT VOLLEYBALL, SPIKE IT YES EXCEPT IT'S REALLY ACTUALLY MY FACE!!!
I've got a face. You've got two fists. Hello, threesome!
Punch me. In. The face.
Still not convinced? Here, just in case you forgot what I'm asking you to punch:
DOES THAT REFRESH YOUR MEMORY?!?!? Oh pleasey please please please???
PUNCH???
meintheface?
Okay, I'm going to give you the opportunity to really wind up and punch me in the face. Get a good fist going, wind all the way back and get a running start...
here we go...
YOUR FIST IS APPROACHING MY FACE I CAN'T WAIT!
(almost there!)
gofuckyourself.
You've been Panda'd again, retardarino! P-A-N, duhhhed! UGH! Suck it!
Posted on June 02, 2005 |