Please stop calling my cell phone!

Look. I have a life. And I can't live it with you people harrassing me constantly. I've had this cell phone number for six years, and I'll be damned if I'm going to change it because my frequent sex partner's phone got hacked into. I've been getting random prank calls with a frequency nearly as high as the frequency with which my frequent sex partner and I have sex, and it is starting to get very annoying. I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME! I find it awfully ironic that many of these prank calls, possible only because of my frequent sex partner's carelessness, interrupt the sex that I am having with my frequent sex partner. Then we need to reposition both ourselves and the nightvision camera. It's really hard, people.