...or face certain doom! For I have returned! Yes, it is I, The Man With Unfortunate Teeth And A Briefcase Full Of Pussy!
And this time I mean business. YES, this time, rather than appearing before you as part of some ill-defined errand, I am in possession of specific instructions to answer any questions you might have concerning...let me check my notes...ah yes: WORLD PEACE AND HOW TO ACHIEVE IT! Any questions you may have on this topic, I shall answer! This is truly your luckiest day. A dawning of a new era awaits you, my friends. Ask away.
"Did you say a briefcase full of pussy?"
What? Oh, yes. This briefcase is positively, unequivocally brimming with pussy. BUT THAT IS NOT WHY I AM HERE! Any questions concerning WORLD PEACE AND HOW TO ACHIEVE IT, no matter how esoteric or complicated or seemingly impossible to answer, I shall answer completely and truthfully and illuminatingly! World Peace, people. It is yours to grasp, provided you ask the right questions. Ask...away!
"Where can I get a briefcase like that? One that's full of pussy?"
Um. You can't, actually. The powers that surge beneath this flimsy fabric you call "reality" would never allow it. But what they HAVE allowed is for you to be given the key to WORLD PEACE!
"How come your teeth are so ugly?"
Unfortunate.
"Sorry - how come your teeth are so unfortunate?"
I believe I covered that last time!
"I wasn't here for that session."
AH! Disirregardless, the unfortunate nature of my teeth is not part of that which is being offered to you today!
"I have an idea."
What's that?
"Combine the world peace premise of this sketch, combine it with the last one about you, and perform it soon. On stage."
Hmm.
"You could even get other comics to ask the questions and stuff."
I like that.
"So are we done then?"
VERY WELL!
Posted on January 28, 2005 |