I got to thinking the other day. I know, rare thing. There are certain words that we refer to by their first letter, due to their objectionable nature. The C-Word. The N-Word. You know what I mean. Well, I did my best to compile a list of all 26 letters and the "Word" for each letter. Some of them were fairly obvious, but others I either had to make an educated guess, or just make something up from scratch. Enjoy?

The A-Word: Ass
The B-Word: Bitch
The C-Word: Cunt
The D-Word: Death
The E-Word: Elvis
The F-Word: Fuck
The G-Word: God
The H-Word: Honky
The I-Word: Igloo Full Of Vaginas
The J-Word: Jesus
The K-Word: Karaoke
The L-Word: Lesbian
The M-Word: Megalodon
The N-Word: Nigger
The O-Word: Orgasm
The P-Word: Penis
The Q-Word: Queer
The R-Word: Republican
The S-Word: Shit
The T-Word: Tit(s)
The U-Word: Unclefucker
The V-Word: Vagina
The W-Word: Work
The X-Word: Xylobone
The Y-Word: Yes (the band)
The Z-Word: Zenis (the zenith of penises)

That reminds me of a bit we did once at GTN - Jonny Fido played a guy with a condition called 'Polite Tourette's', so instead of cursing, he would shout things like Darn! and C-Word!