Boom. That's the name of my new sitcom. You like? Yeah. It stars Charlie Sheen and John Cryer, and they carry around a mysterious tiny man in a shoebox. The mysterious tiny man tells them what to do and stuff. Sheen is always "We should totally do what the tiny man tells us!" but Cryer is like "I don't know, maybe we should rethink this, after all, remember what happened LAST time we yadda blah pffft." CUT TO an hilarious flashback. Boom. There's my show. Gimme five dollahs!