Woof! Woof I say! Good afternoon. You are perplexed by me, I can see that. You are not used to a talking dog, much less one with a corduroy coat. Yes, that's right, my fur is 100% corduroy. Wanna pet me? Here, let me come closer...

voot voot voot voot voot

Here I am. Pet away. Ahh nice. Scritch behind my ears please. Thanks. Yes, I am what is known as a CORDUROY RETRIEVER. Wide wale variety. Would you like to see what I look like? Scroll down!

a little further!

I'm cute, keep scrolling!

I'm a CORDUROY RETRIEVER! A little further!

BLAM! SUCKER!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! You've been panda'd.

Posted on March 09, 2005

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