What Your Mailman Is Daydreaming About Right Now
CLOWNBOT
Can you hear them, Unicorn Tamer? Can you hear the cheers of the bloodthirsty crowd? They know that you will never be able to tame the Space Pirate King’s prized unicorn: Prancer.
UNICORN TAMER
Maybe you're right, Clownbot. But I'll tell you something - there wasn't a unicorn on Earth that I couldn't tame, and I'm betting that things will be no different out here. In space.
CLOWNBOT
Ah ha ha ha. Your confidence shall be your undoing. Damn catalogs.
UNICORN TAMER
That's what you Spring Savings? Goddammit they shipped this same fucking catalog last week think Clownbot. But I -
CLOWNBOT
Today's the day gonna call Ben at the firing range today's the day today's the day damn catalogs today's...
Posted on May 27, 2004 |