This section is a bit obsolete. I haven't written anything for print or other sites in a while, but there's some funny stuff in my Favorite blog posts, including an overly anal catalog of text versions of live bits I've done over the years. Also, check out this new blog I'm working on: Born With A Stage Name.

The Onion A.V. Club
I attempt to answer the question, "What is Funny?" (download)

Jest Magazine
911 Special Edition
Budget Fitness (download)
Deck the Hall of Arctic Life (download)
Thanksgiving Quotes (download)
Video Game Reviews (download)

Ducts.org
Tribute to Spam

May Contain Nuts
Astronaut Application